Sloppiness

We all like to party - me as much as the next girl. We also all like to look great, be polished, and have our act together. Too often, these things do not go together. Sure, there are occasions that call for sloppy drunkenness - this weekend may be one for me. Whether these are sporting events or big celebrations, they're a normal (and fun) part of life. However, for the remaining (many) weeks of the year, partying with some self-control is key to being a sexy girl.
Drunk girls are not hot, they're just easy targets. Think of those nights you've been out and stayed sober - are you jealous of that girl next to you at the bathroom sink, with mascara under her eyes, her shirt 2 inches too low, as she stumbles to the hand dryer with toilet paper stuck to her stiletto? Probably not so hot.

Not to mention, all the other downsides of extreme drunkenness:

• If you do meet someone worth chatting up, chances are you won't be able to converse in a way that portrays just how fabulous and fun you are.
• There's a 90% chance you'll get overly emotional and end the night by crying and/or saying regrettable things to those with you and reachable by cell phone.
• All that effort you put into getting ready for the bar is wasted - your hair is now a rat's nest, your makeup is on every part of your face EXCEPT your eyelids, and your shoes are in your hands.

When you see things my way, maybe next time you'll think about switching up your 7th G&T for a water.