Hey Mariah

I like Mariah Carey. I enjoy her music, and lately have been semi-obsessed with her album E=MC2. It's odd when you consider her success though. She has been uber-successful, topping the charts with a record number of singles, selling bazillions of records, and appearing in ads, movies and videos. I mean it's odd because she's openly been involved in several suspect relationships, produced and starred in a horrific movie, and is infamous after her very public emotional breakdown a few years back. Not to mention her terrifying boob job(s).
But to her credit (and my surprise), she releases a new album, and fans are lined up to buy it. Instead of discussing any one of the questionable choices Mariah has made over the years, fans are giggling, screaming and insisting "she's back".